At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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