I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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