Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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