these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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