Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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