white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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