For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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