and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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