you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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