i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Let's get the cat blown out
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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