Come see our sink grown plant.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Randomize
