Come see our sink grown plant.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
