idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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