I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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