He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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