brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
my being single is dangerous.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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