So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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