Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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