Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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