Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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