sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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