I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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