Ambien. No doubt about it.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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