Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just blew my weed a kiss
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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