Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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