At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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