david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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