its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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