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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She even gives head with a lisp.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My boob is missing a layer of skin
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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