neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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