so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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