I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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