I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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