Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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