hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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