Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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