How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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