SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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