Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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