Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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