I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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