help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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