Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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