and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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