yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
so much tequila, so little girl.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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