I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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