I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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