okay pat passed out under dana's car
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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