If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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