You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
