Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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